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dootchy · Need a hobby Joined: 22 Dec 2005 Posts: 106

I declare myself the winner of the contest on a rival website, JPL. I figure it is OK to post here because I got here by clicking a sponsor . I have found all 15 wrestlers after a couple of hours of looking at pictures of the idiots who post here and others that are well known to us.

Here they are;
Brawny Donny
Big Jaques DuBois
"Handsome" Ed Butz
El Heffe Diablo Loco Nacho Picante Grande
Flex Majors
Gregory Pecks
The High Strung Hooligan
The Knuckler
Professor Neck Punch
The Pummeller
The Angry Scot
Skid Vicious
Kid Contusion
King Backflip
and
Tony Zamboni

Personally I love pecks, knuckler and Zamboni the best. Huge neck, sweet hair and perfect burns.

dootchy · Need a hobby Joined: 22 Dec 2005 Posts: 106

It seems that I am sadly mistaken. Apparantly Caplel (covering my bases on spelling) has already won. Due to some shoddy website maintenance on the part of STV I was unaware. I would like to say , however, that I found them in 2 hours and it is rumoured to have taken Caplel a week or 2. So I should win.

Capel · Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 10:37 am Post subject:

Bollocks to that. It was for who found them first, not fastest, so I won, fair and square.
This just helps to confirm my status as Master of the Internet.

Carrman · Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 11:00 am Post subject:

I smell a wraslin match comin on.

dootchy · Need a hobby Joined: 22 Dec 2005 Posts: 106

I am gonna put you in mah belly, yah wee small baby. I'll be sure ta Caber toss ya Gregor!!

Carrman · Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 5:55 pm Post subject:

Yeah, I love the smell of wraslin...

Although I do think Capel is the winner, maybe we could have some sort of old school rhyme-off in this forum, you know, one guy drops some science on the other back and forth like.

Capel · Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 8:23 pm Post subject:

Using my picture wishing he be me
Have to unleash some whupass on Dootchy
Gregory Pecks won't waste his time
On a smack-talking poster who's got no rhymes
Try to break out the caber toss?
Bitch! You be the one at a loss!
Nothing can stop the Belly-Buster!
Have to clean you up with a Dust Buster!
I'll be up in your grill
Never let you sit still
Gregory Pecks is the best wrestler in the game
Leaving the Angry Scot to forget his own name
All he needs to remember is who put him in his place
He'll never forget Gregory Pecks' ass-kicking face!

Carrman · Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 11:05 am Post subject:

Say WHAT!?!

Word.

Pass the mic!

Drrrl · Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 11:54 am Post subject:

Man, MC Greggy Peck be layin' down the mad rhymez!!

Can the Angry Scot be bustin' out the rebuttalz, or did he just get Skool'd?!

Capel · Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 12:42 pm Post subject:

My favourite part was when I rhymed 'buster' with 'buster.' Almost as good as Pavement rhyming 'truck' with 'stuck,' or even better, the Beastie Boys rhyming 'commercial' with 'commercial.'
Still, it's better than Andy's, to this point at least, non-existent rhymes! That's right! I'm still calling you out, boyyyy!

Drrrl · Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 1:09 pm Post subject:

i be checkin on my interbong
for updates on the forum
is the angry scot chillin' out
with that new asshole Capel tore'im?

Carrman · Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 1:21 pm Post subject:

I'm waving my hands like I just don't care. You should be to by this point.

dootchy · Need a hobby Joined: 22 Dec 2005 Posts: 106

Go ahead and flex those puny pecks, bitch
I'll put you in mah belly and you’ll be a dull itch
You'll be crying and in need of a couple of stitches
That's what happens when you battle a Scot this angry and viscous
I'll leave you broke, embarrassed, dizzy and bitchless
Like the wake of dead wrestlers waiting to become worm fecal matter
Please come test me and you'll end up weak and witless
...Hold on, did this Scot just say waiting to become worm fecal matter?
Yeah I get better so hope you don't make my fecal matter list
Make sure you've won when you claim victory
The only thing Greg’s won is a chance at the the greatest ass kicking in history
You beat me?...I take that personally
And all your accusations and name calling don't mean fecal matter to me
I once again have established my reign
Handing out pounds of beatdowns and tons of pain
Pecks Sr. should have pulled out and made your name "Stain"
Time to Caber toss and end this rap
REMEMBER
If it’s not Scottish its crap!!!

Drrrl · Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 10:52 am Post subject:

The Angry Scot emailed off an wave file of his rap....taking it up a notch!
(quick background beats added by Drrrl for extra olfactory sensation)

CLICK!

Ulrike · Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:42 am Post subject:

Daz da haggiz.

dootchy · Need a hobby Joined: 22 Dec 2005 Posts: 106

Drrl, I like the beat but I can't hear the voice. Maybe it's my settings but they are factory. BTW - I really like how I rhymed the word fecal matter with fecal matter. Also, I got an email from Gregory and he did mention the schooling he received.

Guest · Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 10:17 pm Post subject:

Just replaced that file with a new mix (vocals a bit louder)...

STV · Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 10:48 pm Post subject:

you best better be copying this shizz-link all up into yer web browza y'all....

http://jetpacklabs.com/images/animations/Tossin'%20the%20Caber.wmv
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Carrman · Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 1:36 pm Post subject:

Holy banana...

dootchy · Need a hobby Joined: 22 Dec 2005 Posts: 106

Guys, *weep*, you have made my day. That was freakin' hysterical.
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clifton100 · Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 7:51 pm Post subject:

You'll get yours boys, you'll get yours.

STV · Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:01 am Post subject:

could it be that Dootch's throw down has ended the rap battle? I was looking forward to more verbal bitch slaps and high tech tomfoolery!
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Capel · Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:04 am Post subject:

I would like to extend the rap battle but I am having trouble getting to work writing my thesis here and want to concentrate on that. My brain feels like mush and I am oh so tired.

STV · Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:09 pm Post subject:

sheeesh! that didnt even rhyme...
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clifton100 · Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:14 am Post subject:

I hear those rhymes by pecks and the scot
About to school them like a couple of tots
Run you down like driving a car
when I wail on my air guitar
I'm skid viscous
often considered malicious
I beat you like eggs, and they were delicious

dootchy · Need a hobby Joined: 22 Dec 2005 Posts: 106

Ha!! I was just thinking about this.
Cluf, did you mean to type viscous as in slippery like oil?
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